Conversations with B

B, "Can God hear us even if we don't talk out loud?"

B, "I really don't like bedtime."
Mom, "I know you don't, but you have to sleep to grow big and strong. Even God rested, remember?"
B, "How did God hold the whole world in his hands while he slept?"
My wise reply to that one was, "We'll have to ask him when we get to heaven."